Eleganza

Things happen when you wear Eleganza. What kind of things, you ask? Snickers of laughter behind your back immediately come to mind. It’s hard to believe anyone wore clothes like these. They look more like something from “Space 1999” than contemporary fashion. Seriously, what were they thinking? But the gentlemen in these ads exude the confidence that can only come from wearing the most fashionable eye-catching slacks, big flares, and doubleknits money can buy. And I’m sure the ladies loved it, because every girl’s crazy ’bout a sharp-dressed man.

The word “Eleganza” reminds me of RuPaul’s Drag Race, as in “Prepare to gag on my eleganza!” One thing’s for sure, this Eleganza certainly triggers my gag reflex.